小賴

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: 一個阿拉伯學生發了封伊媚兒給他老爸, 說:





Dear Dad 親愛的爸爸,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really

like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive

at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB

when all my teachers and many fellow students

travel by train.

柏林很棒, 這裡的人很和善, 我很喜歡這裡, 可是我每天開著我那純金打造的法拉利 599GTB上學時都感到有些不好意思, 因為老師和其他大多數

同學都是搭火車上學的.


Your son, Nasser 兒子敬上

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail

from his dad:

第二天老爸回信了:
My dear loving son我親愛的寶貝兒子:

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred

to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.

Go and get yourself a train too.

兩千萬美金已經轉進你的戶頭了,  拜託你別再給我們家丟人現眼, 快快也去給自己買一列火車吧!




Love, your Dad 愛你的老爸